Don't read on if you don't want to be very, very, very jealous.

The Hills premieres on MTV tonight, and the Daily Beast has gotten it's hands on the salaries for the main stars of the hit reality show.

Per episode (not even kidding):

Kristin Cavallari: $90,000

Audrina Patridge: $100,000

Heidi Montag: $100,000

Lo Bosworth: $100,000

Spencer Pratt: $65,000

Brody Jenner: $45,000

sHHHIITT hahah